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Customer Is Always Right.

Manager: (Yelling) Little Johnny, get in here—now!

Little Johnny: Right away, sir!

Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just walked out. How many times have I said this? The customer is always right. Got it?

Little Johnny: Absolutely, sir. The customer is always right.

Manager: Then tell me—what exactly were you arguing about?

Little Johnny: Well, sir, he said you were clueless and a total moron.

Manager: That imbecile! And what did you say to that?

Little Johnny: I told him I couldn’t agree more.

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