Daughters text to Dad, Funny!!!

📱 How One Text Turned a Virtual Romance Into Classic Dad Comedy
When Lilly sent a message to her dad from halfway across the globe, she expected cheers—maybe a heartfelt blessing or at least a celebratory emoji. What she got instead was pure dad humor at its finest.

It began with a playful message, bright and bold from Australia:

“Dad, I’m coming home to get married soon, so start saving up. LOL!”

A joke? Sort of. Maybe not entirely.

Lilly had met someone online: a swipe here, a few emojis there, countless late-night chats spanning time zones. What started as casual dating turned into video calls and then a proposal—just two months later—delivered over Viber.

“All I want is your blessing, good vibes… and a gorgeous wedding,” she wrote.
“Love you lots, Dad.”

His answer?

“Really? Okay. Cool. Whatever.”

Not quite the warm embrace she was hoping for. And then came more.

“Go ahead and tie the knot on Twitter. Celebrate on TikTok. Livestream the ceremony on Twitch.”
“Register on Amazon. Split bills on PayPal. And if it all falls apart—put him up for auction on eBay.”

Brutal. Yet somehow full of love.

No yelling. No lectures. Just sharp wit and classic dad sarcasm sprinkled with care.

👀 The Internet Weighs In
Amused and bewildered, Lilly posted the conversation online. It blew up.

“Dad jokes at their finest—no drama, just pure dry humor.”
“Let Expedia book the honeymoon. One-way ticket guaranteed.”

Beneath the laughs was a genuine message: parental love mixed with a little caution. Fast-moving digital romances might be exciting, but dads, with years of experience and perfectly timed sarcasm, keep things grounded.

Lilly might still say “I do.” The big day might come. But that eBay joke? It’ll be the family’s go-to punchline for years to come.