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The Shocking Truth: Illegal Immigration Dropped by 98% in Just 2 Months—and ALL Americans Have Trump to Thank!

The Shocking Truth: Illegal Immigration Dropped by 98% in Just 2 Months—and ALL Americans Have Trump to Thank! In a stunning turn of events that has left experts baffled and entire newsrooms in disarray, illegal immigration to the United States has plummeted by a mind-boggling 98% in just two months—and the entire nation is reportedly indebted to one man for this miraculous feat: former President Donald J. Trump. At the heart of this astonishing development lies a simple yet effective strategy. In a press release delivered earlier this morning from Mar-a-Lago, Trump declared, “I have single-handedly saved this country from…