Funny story: A Soldier Approached A Nun
A tired soldier, gasping for breath, approached a gentle nun. “Please,” he begged, “may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain everything afterward.” The nun, moved by kindness, nodded.
Soon after, two military policemen came rushing up, their voices urgent. “Sister,” they asked, “have you seen a soldier running this way?”
Calm and composed, the nun answered, “He went that way.” As the MPs hurried off, the soldier quietly slipped out from beneath her skirt. “Thank you so much, Sister,” he said with relief. “I was desperate to avoid being sent to the front.”
The nun, understanding his fear, replied, “I completely get your hesitation.”
Feeling grateful, the soldier couldn’t help but say, “If you don’t mind me saying, you have an incredible pair of legs.”
With a sly smile, the nun responded, “If you’d looked a little higher, you’d have seen a truly impressive pair of balls. I’m just as reluctant to face the front lines.”
