Smart Husband – Joke of the Day
A Clever Late-Night Text Exchange
Some jokes are memorable because of perfect timing—and this one is a great example of playful humor mixed with quick thinking.
Late one evening, a husband decided to text his wife with a rather bold request.
First Message
He wrote:
“Hi, I’m going to be late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make my favorite dinner before I get home.”
After sending the message, he waited for a reply.
Nothing came back.
The Second Message
Not wanting to give up, he decided to try a different strategy. A few minutes later, he sent another text:
“Oh, and I forgot to tell you—I got a salary raise this month. I’m thinking about buying you a new car.”
This time, his phone buzzed almost immediately.
Her Response
Excited, his wife replied:
“OMG, really?”
The husband smiled and sent one final message back:
“No, I just wanted to make sure you saw my first text.”
Final Thought
The joke works because of the unexpected twist. What starts as an ordinary conversation quickly turns into a playful prank built on timing, curiosity, and a little harmless mischief.
